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alright, so like a pirate walks into a Bar with a steering wheel in his
pants, kind of weird right? Then the bartender asks him "Why do you
have that in your pants?" and the pirate replies, "arrrrr,
it drives me nuts" there were two olives on the table, one fell off the
table and the one one the table says "are you alright?" and the one
on the floor says..."Olive."
A man walks into a bar. He gets a drink, and then the peanuts
start talking to him. They keep on giving him compliments. The man
gets tired of this, and asks "What is the deal with these peanuts,"
and the bartender replies, "There complimentary."
If someone who plays the piano is called a pianist, why isn't a
bike racer called a racist?
What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?......a pilot
duh!
What do you call a fly with no wings?......a walk
How much does a pirate pay to pierce his ear?......a buccaneer
Why is 6 afraid of 7?.......cause 7 ate 9 DUH!
What is Curious Georges favorite tool?.....a monkey wrench
Can you top that? Send yours to
bikamoe1011@aol.com
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